"N/A POWAAAHH" (subarulove)
01/22/2014 at 16:38 • Filed to: rant
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"N/A POWAAAHH" (subarulove)
01/22/2014 at 16:38 • Filed to: rant | 6
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Slight rant/story.
I'll call him Mr.beigewhores (you'll see later), and he is a fellow student at my college. It all started in the parking lot, when I was stirring my tranny oil and getting ready to head out, I see Mr. beigewhores, driving a completely stock newer Corolla XS, or whatever the go "fast" version is, pull out of a spot a couple cars down, and I didn't think much of it.
Only weird thing was that he did a lap of the parking lot before exiting, and speeding at that, probably doing 25-30km/h, which is FAST in a small parking lot. This is where it gets stupid. I pull up behind him going through the exit when I see a "four doors for more whores" plate frame, and instinctively said to myself "most boring whores on the planet maybe" and proceeded to pat myself on the back for being so clever.
I saw him go down the main road, and I thought that was the last of him, but I was wrong.. After taking my shortcuts to beat lights (I have the traffic light pattern memorized in my head), I end up at a stoplight, and guess who decides to show up in my rearview.
If you guessed Barney the dinosaur, you were close. Mr. Beigewhores of course! This is where I saw that he had his front plate in the front window despite having both a stock bumper and a plate holder in the bumper. We leave the light and he starts riding ass because he's trapped by a bus on one side on a two lane, so there's only one thing I can do, drive slow. After there's finally a space, he takes off going down the road at highway speeds, and doing the usual weave. He didn't get out of my sight all the way to the highway since he hit every light, (about 4-5).
What I don't get is why pe0ple feel the need to constantly try and get 1-2 cars ahead, but get to their destination no faster. And people my age (18-25), seem to be fucking stupid while driving, like buddy, I'm sure your bieber lookalike friends can wait 2 minutes more for you so they don't smoke all the weed. And don't ride my ass, unless you're going to pull me over so you can tell me about how many whores your car carries.
/rant
thebigbossyboss
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 16:41 |
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Word. I also hate tailgaters.
Bad Idea Hat
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 16:57 |
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I get the feeling that this is one of those few people I could beat in a race with my stock xB.
(For those of us coming from the Dad Challenge post, you may see where I'm heading with this).
Korea Miéville
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 17:06 |
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What I really hate is when some asshat does that stupid weaving, but instead of just hitting red lights as the rest of us roll up behind them, it actually works for them as they zoom out of sight while I get caught behind a slow-moving caravan (of Caravans). The cosmos should not encourage this kind of behavior in my opinion.
Milky
> Korea Miéville
01/22/2014 at 17:34 |
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Sounds like you're jelly.
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Milky
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 17:38 |
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I try not to tailgate and my car is free of any personalization (except an oppo sticker) But I almost always drive 8-9mph over the speed limit.
Haven't got a ticket in a long while and it works aka make it through lights others don't. Yea, if I'm going 10 blocks I won't get there faster but over a longer distance I feel like I do.
It's a "Porch-uh"
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 17:40 |
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It's not just you kids with your rap music and your marijuana... "grown ups" do this all the time. I just give them some distance because one of these days they're going to crash into somebody.
desertdog5051
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 17:42 |
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They have this in a continuous loop going at all times.
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Korea Miéville
> Milky
01/22/2014 at 17:42 |
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Hell yeah I am! In a way I envy douchebags like Mr. Beigewhores, because they're blissfully unencumbered by any sense of decorum, self-awareness, or consideration for others.
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N/A POWAAAHH
> desertdog5051
01/22/2014 at 18:02 |
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I was actually thinking that too!
revrseat70
> Korea Miéville
01/22/2014 at 18:11 |
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You, my dad, and I could go on for hours my friend
Stef Schrader
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 18:27 |
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This is the worst car it has ever been my misfortune to see.
ssidd47
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 18:35 |
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Oh God. My college is full of these asshat drivers. True to stereotype, many of them happen to be rich BMW driving types. The worst is the dude in the x6. Guy cut me off exiting campus.
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ssidd47
> Stef Schrader
01/22/2014 at 18:36 |
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Come on, Stef. +10hp for each exhaust pipe.
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Stef Schrader
> ssidd47
01/22/2014 at 18:37 |
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No, it's +10 Werts for each exhaust pipe.
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N/A POWAAAHH
> ssidd47
01/22/2014 at 18:54 |
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I actually saw a dude in an x6 flooring it around my campus today. And last week I watched a girl take multiple attempts to back into a space, only to back into a snow bank once she finally made it in.
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ssidd47
> Stef Schrader
01/22/2014 at 18:58 |
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Newb question: what is a Wert?
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Stef Schrader
> ssidd47
01/22/2014 at 19:17 |
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Former editor, dragon proponent: http://jalopnik.com/5977376/
sellphones2493
> N/A POWAAAHH
01/22/2014 at 21:42 |
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I could create a scrapbook of the poorly parked cars at my university. The cars mostly tend to be leased Audi's.